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Quiz: Are You Boy Crazy?

It’s nobody’s fault, really. Call it hormones. Call it pressure from the media. Call it whatever you want, just don’t call the boy you’re crazy for 20 times a day. Take the quiz below to see if you really are boy crazy or just have a crush.

• Which of the following boy situations would you prefer?
1. As many interested boys as possible.
2. One boy is plenty, thank you.
3. A boy who I’m interested in.
4. Don’t know, don’t care.
• Once you know you want to break up with your boyfriend, when do you do the actual breaking up?
1. I’ll hold off until I’ve got someone else lined up and ready.
2. I’ll wait until he does something that is undeniably unforgivable.
3. When I decide to break up.
4. What boyfriend?
• How many dates do you usually have in a weekend?
1. As many as I can get.
2. Hopefully one.
3. None to one – depends on if I’m interested in anyone.
4. No, thank you.
• What is your reaction when you see a hot guy?
1. Gimme.
2. Um, nice.
3. I wonder what he’s like.
4. Hey. Whatever. Who cares.
• Have you ever fallen in love the first time you laid on eyes on a guy?
1. Many, many, many, many, many times. Sometimes multiple times at once.
2. Yes.
3. Maybe. I don’t know.
4. Nope.
• How many times a day do you find yourself daydreaming about a boy?
1. How many times a day don’t I find myself daydreaming about a boy?
2. A few.
3. Once. Twice. I don’t know. Depends.
4. That would be never.
• When you see your crush hanging out with another girl, how do you handle it?
1. Make myself a part of the situation as quickly as possible and try to get his attention on me and strategize from there.
2. Call my friends and complain, then replace the guy with a new crush.
3. Be cool. It’ll all work out, one way or another.
4. Find out who she is and what’s up with her – hey, wait. We’re not still talking about guys, are we?
• Do you tend to go through guys quickly?
1. Like paper towels, baby.
2. If I get one, I like to hold onto him for awhile.
3. If there’s a good one out there, I’ll hold onto him, but if he’s no good, I’ll let him go. Just depends.
4. So fast, in fact, it’s like they’re not even there.
• SAT question: Boys are to me as:
1. flies are to honey.
2. flies are to honey (I wish).
3. bread is to low carb dieters (that is, an occasional but enjoyable experience).
4. oil is to water.

So…Are You Boy Crazy?

Mostly 1s

The answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES. Girl, you’re out of control. This isn’t healthy. Boys are getting in the way of your homework, your home life, the development of an interesting personality. No kidding. There is more to life than guys. Take a break from the dating game and enjoy hanging out with your friends. Read a book. Call your grandmother. Let the right guy find you instead of you hunting him down.

Mostly 2s

You’re boy crazy but without the drive. You think about them and want to play the game constantly, but you don’t. This is just as bad as acting on your boy craziness. Let it go. Find a new hobby. Start imagining yourself on talk shows answering questions about your film directorial debut or rocking out on stage to a stadium full of adoring fans. It’s a much more worthwhile fantasy, especially if your looking for a fantasy to one day make into a reality.

Mostly 3s

You are one healthy, non-boy crazy lady. You’re definitely interested in the fellas but are more than willing to wait for the right one to come along. You don’t waste your time on just any guy. You’ve got enough room in your head to think about your friends, school, sports, family – whatever comes along. Congratulations! You’ve got it figured out.

Mostly 4s

Boy crazy, you are not. Whether it’s obsessions with a sport, a hobby, or girls, you’re just not into guys right now. If there’s any one thing that is monopolizing all your time, be careful. You have to take time to relax and enjoy yourself. If the reason you’re not into guys is that you’re into girls, go back through and ask yourself the same questions, replacing the word ‘guys’ and ‘boy’ with ‘girl’. Being girl crazy is no better than being boy crazy. Strive for balance, no matter what.

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