“Love me or leave me…Hey, where you all going?”
"The biggest difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
"Conscience is the little voice that warns us that somebody may be looking."
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
"I don't do drugs; I am drugs."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather - not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
"If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling."
"Sex is like air. It isn't important unless you're not getting any."
"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
